only me (somewheremylove) wrote in ed_jokes,
only me
somewheremylove
ed_jokes

warning-offensive humor ahead

*ahem* (to the tune of superfreak by rick james)
She's a very anxious girl
the kind you don't leave alone to fret
She gets very nervous and hungry
and eats until nothing is left

She likes to shop in the grocery store
She says Kroger's is her all time favorite
She steals her boyfriend's and her mother's credit card
because hers is behind on payments

That girl is pretty loud now
because she is a super bulimic
She throws up until she gets it all out
because she is a super bulimic
Her parents call her a food hound
because she is a super bulimic
super bulimic, super bulimic, ow

She's a very special girl
thin as audrey but she says food is yummy
she eats and eats
but it doesn't stay in her tummy
Later, She says "doesn't anyone else want pizza?"
She makes for the bathroom when nobody sees her

That girl is pretty loud now
she's a super bulimic
she throws up until she gets it all out
because she is a super bulimic
her parents call her a food hound
because she is a super bulimic
super bulimic, super bulimic, ow
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